Sunday, August 20, 2006

471. Bad Design of the Week

It's a lazy pick this week. What can I say? It's cold outside, it's nearly one o'clock, it's Sunday, my feet are cold, and I had ice cream for breakfast.

Anyway, back to my lazy pick for Bad Design of the Week.

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My kitchen lights.

Are they hard to see? Let me turn them on for you:

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Does that help?

Unfortunately for me, there is also one in my entry way and one in my bathroom.

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When a ceiling light design reminds me of human anatomy (and gives me a feeling of mammary gland envy--I think they would be a D cup), I have no choice, but to award it the honor of Bad Design of the Week.

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A real mammary gland.
Well, an enhanced mammary
gland designed by Dr. Korpeck
.

Human designed mammary glands belong on women who want them, and men who want to be transformed into women. They don't belong on ceilings.

Congratulations to this week's Bad Design of the Week!

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See? I told you it was a lazy pick this week. Please send all complaints to yours truly.



2 comments:

Willie Baronet said...

Can't imagine why you think I'd like this post. :-)

Unknown said...

Wow. This post must really stink. No other comments? Was it the breast? Was I too lazy? Are people feeling too lazy to comment? Too tired from a busy weekend? (Moral is sleeping under her desk.)

BTW, it seems like everybody wrote about lights this weekend. You, Paris Daily Photo, and there was someone else...I don't remember.