459. For some reason I'm craving a blended drink.

I'll take a picture of it later, but rest assured my multi-purpose contact lens solution bottle is a-n-n-o-y-i-n-g. Almost as annoying as people who hyphenate out words for emphasis.

Uh-hm. Yes, so, anyway...where was I?

Ah!

The bottle reads from top to bottom:

Longs

Multi-
Purpose
Solution

one solution

NO RUB

etc., etc., etc.*

What bothers me is the "NO RUB." It's just wrong. I think it should read, "Rub Not."

Is it just me? Do you find the "NO RUB" annoying, too? If so, what would you suggest as an alternative? (Please don't suggest I wear my glasses instead.)


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*No, "etc., etc., etc." isn't written on the bottle. Just more yadda yadda piña colada.