Monday, August 07, 2006

457. Can it be?

James Brady, celebrity interviewer, knows how to glean all the important facts--this week David Duchovny was in the hot seat--in the back page trademarked feature "InStepWith®" in Parade (the Sunday paper's light and fluffy magazine).

(Oooo... the article's online even.)

Yes! According to David Duchovny, "[they're] all signed on" for an X-Files movie sequel. I'm so excited that I can almost forget how disappointed I was in the first one.

No matter, it's also David Duchovny's birthday.

Happy Birthday, David!

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Does anybody else spread Sunday paper reading over two days?

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10:07:35 PM PST Update:

I'm back after checking out the online Parade David Duchovny slideshow. Oh my! He's cute and all, but I couldn't help but chuckle at some of the poses they made him do.

Here is a janelle renée® CliffsNotes®-like guide to David Duchovny's poses:

Photo #1: "I like this plant*. It smells pretty."

Photo #2: "The water's fine, but I'm not taking off this jacket."

Photo #3: "I'm leaning on my desk with my elbow. Now, what's my motivation?"

Photo #4: "I'm leaning intently and looking into the camera. Aren't I cute? Don't I look serious? Yes, I'm cute and serious!"

Photo #5: "Hey, look at me! I'm Mike!"** Or "I'm sipping my cappuccino®, and reading the Sunday paper on Monday. It's what all the cool kids do, like janelle renée®. Yeah, she's cool. Would you like a scone?"

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* Updated!
** Updated, too!

5 comments:

Mike said...

You've mislabeled photo #5. It should say, "Hey, look at me! I'm Mike!"

Willie Baronet said...

Woman, just a hint to be careful when posting lines like: "I like this bush. It smells pretty."

But seriously. ;-)

Unknown said...

Mike! When you're right, you're right. I corrected #5.


Willie... good suggestion. It's also corrected!

Willie Baronet said...

I feel so validated. :-)

Unknown said...

Do you feel purple, too?