800. Passing pee would be more fitting, but would still have no effect on the outcome.

"I need to make pee."

"What?"

"I need to go make pee."

*uncontrollable giggles*

Quizzical look, and then "How do you say it?"

"Oh, I'm sorry! I don't mean to laugh. In English, we don't make pee, we go pee."

"Strange."

"I agree. Now go and make pee."