Tuesday, July 18, 2006

427. Real vs. non-real.

It's nice living by the Bay. I mean, this view is roughly 5 blocks from my studio:

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I pulled into Chevy's parking lot to to snap this picture. (I don't know how Chevy's scores the best real estate in the Bay Area, but they also have a great location in Alameda that overlooks the estuary.)

I was so excited that the bird maintained its pose for me. I took a few shots, and slowly it dawned on me during this post-sunset moment: The bird isn't real! Artists throughout the years have added their touches to the Bay. For instance, Snoopy as The Red Baron had a perfect spot perched where the Bay meets the freeway, in a shallow muddy location. Just recently (well maybe roughly 8 years ago-yikes!), he was removed.

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Sitting here typing this, I'm again filled with doubt. I'm only pretty sure the bird is not real. Doesn't EVERYTHING have a unrealness or offness when scrutinized? That's one habit of mine I'm dropping.

Paying attention: good. Scrutinizing to the point of negative judgment (as a habit): not so good.

In the end, it doesn't really matter if the bird is real or not, does it? I enjoyed it, and I have a pretty picture.

For fun, I'll stop by this spot on my way into the office. Do you think I'll think find a empty stump, another bird, or confirm this bird is an art installation after all?

The correct winner(s) will have something special done for them. I can't promise a 55 (my new class is cutting into my 55 writing time, but that should resume in August), but I'll do something on this little blog of mine as a prize!

10 comments:

Mike said...

I'll guess that the bird isn't real.

Tonya said...

I'm gonna guess that it's fake too. What happens if Mike and I are both right? Are there two prizes?

Willie Baronet said...

I'm going to guess that the bird is real. So there.

Anonymous said...

Blamange, pronounced Bluh monj

Unknown said...

I'll close the contest tonight at 8 p.m. PST.

There will be as many prizes as there are winners, as I'm feeling generous.

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My Anonymous Musician Friend: Do you mean blancmange? It doesn't sound very pretty. I like that it's not as clunky sounding as your first suggestion and that it's French.

Kevin said...

I say that it is 100% real!

Anonymous said...

Nope, not blancmange. The Blamange which likes to play tennis.

Unknown said...

2 hours left in the contest. Winner(s) will be announce tomorrow!



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Anonypants: You know better than to give me a Monty Python reference! Good thing R was here to help me out. :)

tinyhands said...

I say the bird is real, everything else is fake.

Unknown said...

Tiny Hands: Word!

M.T.: I thought of the awesome song "So Real" when I read your comment.