Tuesday, May 09, 2006

351. From genius to not so.



Does this dress make me look fat?
Not one, but TWO bulges.

I don't think this dress will be a top seller at Bluefly.com. It's not that I think the woman looks fat--clearly, she's very (too?) thin--but there isn't a single woman I know who would willingly walk around in a dress that turns her love handles into a collection.


different on hanger
"But it looked so cute on the hanger!"




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4 comments:

Sleep Goblin said...

Does it have to bulge like that? The mannequin doesn't bulge. Though if it does, I'd guess only skinny people would wear it. Though larger people, I'd imagine, would stretch them out and make them flat again. I think. I don't know what I'm talking about.

Oscar Madison said...

It looks like something Santino Rice would design.

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wskjuow (whisk-you...ow!): stepping on you dance partner's foot after an elegant move.

Willie Baronet said...

Amen sister. :-)

Unknown said...

Sleep Goblin: No, you're right! You should be a writer for Vogue.

Oscar Madison: Wouldn't foot smashing cancel prior elegance? I guess it would depend on whether you were the stepper or the steppee.

Moral Turpitude: Language! :)

McMeatie: You should be a writer for Vogue, too!

Willie: Amen.