315. The one I meant to write.

I'm so easily distracted! Here is that post I meant to write today:

The grumpy sleep bugs bit me, and I woke up with a frown. I moped about the house, cleaned up things, and petted my soon-not-mine cats.

I have to say this for TV: it's noisy. If used correctly, it can transform your whole day.

Take two, and call me in the morning.

I turned on the tube--something I rarely do in the mornings or during the day. I didn't wait for the picture to come in, and headed for the kitchen for some water.

Sounds like a musical, I thought to myself.

I headed back to the living room to find synchronized swimming Jewish men dressed up in traditional garb singing about the Spanish Inquisition. I couldn't stop laughing.

In my not entirely humble opinion, Mel Brooks rocks.