Monday, March 13, 2006

276. Practice makes perfect.

Another exercise in the fine art of whine:

My car doors are wet again!

I called my service guy, "You are probably getting sick of hearing from me."

"No, not at all."

I wish you were! "So is it something you can fix, or will I have to learn to deal with it?"

"No, I can fix it."

"OK. I won't be able to make it in until Wednesday."

"That's fine. I'll put you down."

If I have to come back again, I'm going to strangle you, no matter how cute you get around me. "Great. See you then."

"Look forward to it."

?!

They better have a *&%$#@ Cayenne for me!

5 comments:

Oscar Madison said...

How about a nice Bay Leaf instead?

Unknown said...

Men are so infuriating. I swear!

Unknown said...

Honestly, no.

It makes a good story, though, doesn't it.

Sleep Goblin said...

What the heck is wrong with your brand new car!?!

Unknown said...

I think she is getting even with me for lusting after the Cayenne.

That, or my service guy. We'll see tomorrow when I drop it off. I'm going there to drop off my car, and I'm meaning business.