Saturday, February 18, 2006

249. Geotelepathy?

Every morning this past week, at exactly 3:30am, I've been waking up with a pounding heart. Very curious, indeed, for I wasn't dreaming, the house was quiet, and I didn't have to go to the bathroom.

I have many theories, the funniest one being:

I detect the world screaming in pain, "OUCH! Somebody is squeezing my balls!"

3 comments:

Willie Baronet said...

So can you go back to sleep? That is the important thing. I woke up on Friday at 3:20, couldn't go back to sleep so went to work at 4:30, and had one very productive morning. I did fall asleep early, tho.

And I think SNL did a spoof on a 12 bladed razor or something a couple years ago. Funny.

Sleep Goblin said...

You know, most of the time we dream, we don't remember it. Perhaps you really are dreaming of something scary, like ball squeezing.

While I wouldn't dare doubt your geotelepathy, I can't really see M.T. squeezing much of anything at 3:30am.

Unknown said...

Rrr--I fell back to sleep much later. Been getting early starts on my morning walks, though.

SG + MT-- Perhaps the world was in post-squeezing pain? Poor world.