Every morning this past week, at exactly 3:30am, I've been waking up with a pounding heart. Very curious, indeed, for I wasn't dreaming, the house was quiet, and I didn't have to go to the bathroom.
I have many theories, the funniest one being:
I detect the world screaming in pain, "OUCH! Somebody is squeezing my balls!"
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So can you go back to sleep? That is the important thing. I woke up on Friday at 3:20, couldn't go back to sleep so went to work at 4:30, and had one very productive morning. I did fall asleep early, tho.
And I think SNL did a spoof on a 12 bladed razor or something a couple years ago. Funny.
You know, most of the time we dream, we don't remember it. Perhaps you really are dreaming of something scary, like ball squeezing.
While I wouldn't dare doubt your geotelepathy, I can't really see M.T. squeezing much of anything at 3:30am.
Rrr--I fell back to sleep much later. Been getting early starts on my morning walks, though.
SG + MT-- Perhaps the world was in post-squeezing pain? Poor world.
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